Welcome to the mobile splash page
Physical won't hold you back from accessing a server remotely.
Mission Statement
One day this website will be more than just a bunch of landing pages. For now, it will mainly just be landing pages. It's the cheapest way to showcase, and it's how I consume content from businesses close to me.
And now look, a website of my own. Perhaps together, we too can deploy your website globally and with as much redundancy as you or your budget allow. How awesome is that?
In closing, be kind to yourself and those around you.
Volcanos Rule
Nature nails it again, big ups to fresh magma for pulling through with extra land for Hawai'i on the regular. You're selling? I'm buying, that fresh acrage.
Earthquakes Rip
Shaking with excitment for the big one! Once again another banger of a natural occurence. These things love landmass formation, often hanging with mulitple volcanoes!
Glacial Calving
Tell me more buddy! Accelerated by human caused climate warming, these feral splash zones will blow you into the icey water! Hold it together stone cold pole guardians!